Bryan called me the other night on his way home and said,
guess who I just saw on Marylebone High Street- BEST celebrity sighting ever?
And I’m all,
ooh ooh, I wanna guess. Gwyneth Paltrow?
Okay one hint, American or British?
Better than Chris Martin?
OH MY GOD. TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOUR IPHONE. PUHLEAZZZZZZZE. I NEED IT FOR THE BLOG.
Then Bryan hangs up and calls me back.
I can’t. It’s too obvious. She has two big bodyguards.
And I am like,
you can’t just casually hold your iPhone lower down while looking around? Man up.
I honestly had to talk him into it for like two minutes.
But look, she was a couple blocks from our flat smoking a fag. That’s cool I guess. Yeah, it’s cool. But comparison to Chris Martin? Not so much, Bry.
Also, Bono isn’t British. My bad.