That’s what a partner at work called my blog yesterday. Not that he should be reading it. As payback, I bring you all the calendar that a major Russian corporation distributed to staff and clients unbeknownst to a major British bank that acquired said company. Oops. But if your colleagues looked like this, you might enjoy work more. Especially the men. Including my gay reader(s). Because as we’ve all established (and we have all established this, remember?), everyone prefers the female body. Case in point: every single magazine cover ever.
The day is like half over and I have not left the flat. I have also looked at a lot of people’s photos on Facebook that I don’t know. I am thinking that maybe I am not cut out for pre-baby maternity leave. I know, I am going to jinx myself. Stay in there, baby. It’s taco night and I have things to do.