You know what made our weekend? The Pregnant Mafia Wife had her baby!! ON HER DUE DATE. Who even does that?! I can’t wait to see what New Mommy Mafia Wife is like. In the meantime, who knew she was so sporty? You’ll have to wait ’til she’s famous for the whole show… but here’s my favorite for now.
Otherwise our weekend was pretty effing exciting. I washed and folded 6,394 baby clothes and Bryan took a load off after having to (a) rent a Zipcar (b) drive it on the wrong side of the road and (c) go to Ikea. These are three of his least favorite things. Although he is lying about (c). They have a Swedish meatball value meal that honestly is worth a trip.
Tosha wants to remind us white people we have some really deep problems.
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