I had notions of obscene cleverness today, even penning several drafts of my Best and Worst / In and Out lists for 2008 and 2009. But honestly, they sucked. (Well, I was pretty pleased with myself for decreeing “drinking alone” would be IN for 2009…).
So I am thinking…all you selfish little b**tards who think you’re getting out of work early today- maybe we can all work on this list together. I will get us started, kay? But it means you have to contribute. Don’t make me beg.
Best of 2008
- America elected Barack Obama to be the next President of the free world
- Bryan found his brown pants
Worst of 2008
- Heath Ledger died long before his time
- I had to clean our bathroom in a semi-formal dress
IN for 2009
- The Jolie-Pitts become the next Duggars!
- Everyone moves to London
- Whole wheat pasta (fingers crossed)
- Someone please say Uggs, please please, finally, please