It would be so trite to write about the election, wouldn’t it? Yep, I agree. YAWN.
(Except I just want to say really quickly that I went from thinking the Republicans were the stupidest people alive for picking Sarah Palin to realizing they are the most brilliant manipulators of all time because all of the sudden nobody wants to talk about Obama anymore everyone wants to talk about Sarah Palin I am singularly obsessed with her I am reading stories about her husband racing snowmobiles for god’s sake and if you had a gun to my head I literally could not tell you that much about Joe Biden and his family and it is just pure evil genius that I now feel so defensive and protective for this woman that literally wants people to shoot abortion doctors with their legal guns and here I am all I can think about is that I want to cry that her son is shipping off to Iraq what a great Patriotic family and I am so pissed at all the women maligning her for being a working mom because FOR GOD’S SAKE men have been doing that for centuries and no one got all up in their grills about it No one said a damn word when John Edwards was going to let his wife die of cancer on his campaigning watch and it’s OKAY for Palin’s Alaskan husband to be a stay-at-home dad Isn’t that what Michael Keaton taught us in that movie with Teri Garr I think that’s her name and basically my whole entire point is that this woman that embodies some of the values of the devil to me is mildly intriguing and I am just so pissed about that Oh and one more thing I am at least glad that people from crappy state universities can still rise so high in politics Basically there is still hope for me Oh wait crap there is way too much incriminating stuff on me Okay never mind. That’s all.)
But I am happy, calm and in awe. Because this guy had me at Lall.