Apparently I have my first true fan of my blog. Suzanne, from Long Island, started reading this through my mother-in-law. Legend has it she now goes through withdrawal when I don’t post, and really wanted to meet me when I was in NY. All I have to say is, Suzanne, you have damn good taste. And when I begin collecting my millions from ad revenues generated from this site (I only have to increase my traffic by 4,000 page views daily- should be easy), I’m taking you along for the ride. We will yacht the Mediterranean together, and get interviewed via satellite by Jim Kramer and Maria Bartiromo.
We never got to meet when I was in NY. Which is a shame. Because I had totally bought a special Sharpie to autograph her cleavage with. Suzanne, next time. Next time.