It is the most important news in the world, right? I’ll be honest, I never picked a Democratic candidate. For me it was always between an unknown chain smoker and That Woman That Should Have Divorced Bill, and for the life of me I couldn’t decide. I mean, let’s be honest- neither of them were going to address my staggering student loan debt so what do I care. I am just so glad the millions of American citizens doing their patriotic duty did the hard work for me. My gosh, my laziness surprises even me sometimes.
I really just have one question, and it looks like I am not the only one as I read the NYT this morning:
“We pledged to support her to the end,” Representative Charles B. Rangel, a New York Democrat who has been a patron of Mrs. Clinton since she first ran for the Senate, said in an interview. “Our problem is not being able to determine when the hell the end is.”
Uh, how long does it take to concede? Maybe she is planning an elaborate concession speech live on SNL with Amy Poehler playing the part. Please please please. That would be awesome.