It lives up to it, I promise. I have no idea WHY we can all call internationally, domestically, inter-planetarily for free to practically-free, but we can. Grandparents can now see their grandkids every day, no matter how far away. Loved ones can feel close, always. It’s the wave of the future people, and Generation Z, or whatever-the-hell all the incoming zygotes are being called now, will never know anything different.
Best of all, my mom and I can laugh while Aunt Gert is on speakerphone. Somewhere, at a nursing home in Jenkintown, Pennsylvania, there is a conspiracy. Stop the presses.